Here is the latest foray into finding a use for AI. In this love letter, Alexis apologizes to Sable for blowing up the tankers that Sable had purchased from the Natumbe government after that government seized them from Alexis (Episode 212 - Grimes and Punishment).
My Dearest Sable,
I cannot tell you how simply devastated I am to hear about those poor, unfortunate tankers of yours. One can scarcely imagine the emotional toll it must take on you, snatching them so triumphantly from my possession—only to watch them slip beneath the waves, as though even the ocean itself could not abide you.
Do forgive me, darling. Naturally, it was never my intention that the ships should sink in such a dramatic, publicly humiliating fashion. I merely assumed you would run them aground yourself, as you have with so many other enterprises. Instead, I am left with the bitter guilt of having spared you that learning experience.
You must understand, Sable, that when one does business with foreign governments known for seizing property in the dead of night, disappointment is a foregone conclusion. But I had every confidence in your ability to turn crisis into catastrophe without any outside assistance. Imagine my surprise when fate—or was it karma?—allowed me to play a small part in guiding your tankers to their watery grave.
Still, chin up. If nothing else, you now have a tragic story to tell at dinner parties—though between you and me, I doubt any of our associates are as interested in your maritime misfortunes as they are in mine. That must sting, but as your ever-devoted cousin, I encourage you to bask in the attention while it lasts.
With all my most heartfelt regrets—truly, deeply, immensely, unbearably heartfelt,
Alexis
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