Recently, work has been pushing AI resources on us. While I have not been able to find a reason to use AI at work, it occurred to me that I could use it to have AI draft snarky letters. This first letter is from Blake to Alexis after that unfortunate strangling incident at the mansion. It seems AI did a pretty good job here:
Dear Alexis,
I trust this letter finds you as comfortable and smug as one can possibly be in my mansion — though I suppose I should start calling it your mansion now, given your recent… real‑estate coup at my expense.
About that little incident the other day — you know, the one where my hands somehow found themselves temporarily wrapped around your neck? Yes, that. I’ve been told an apology is in order, so here it is: I’m deeply sorry that my perfectly understandable reaction to being forcibly removed from my own home did not align with the social etiquette you so vehemently pretend to uphold.
Of course, you left me few options. Being tossed onto the street by one’s ex‑wife is never pleasant, but being taunted while it happens could drive even the most genteel man to… expressive gestures. And really, Alexis, admit it — for a moment, you seemed almost thrilled to have inspired such passion.
Nevertheless, in the interest of civility (and perhaps preserving what shred remains of our already tattered reputations), I assure you I have no current plans to repeat the act. As long as you refrain from further siege tactics, I will confine my hands to more constructive pursuits — like pouring myself a very strong drink.
Warmest regards (relatively speaking),
Blake CarringtonP.S. Enjoy the master bedroom while you can — the walls still have my paint, and the house still remembers my name.
