Dynasty Character Miss - Emily Fallmont (Pat Crowley)

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I think I am being too kind calling these character misses instead of Dynasty’s most annoying characters. Oh well. Season 6 saw the introduction of the Fallmont family. Buck, the Senator, who has some bad blood in the past with Blake but who Blake needs help from in order to build his pipeline. His whiny wife, Emily and his two sons - Bart (closeted gay outed by Adam) and Clay (who for some reason lasted the longest).

Emily Fallmont had a past with Ben Carrington. In fact, Emily was with Ben Carrington the day that Blake and Ben’s mother died - the death that was at the center of Tom Carrington’s inheritance. Ben and Alexis lied on the stand about who was to look after Blake and Ben’s mother the day she died in a fire. It was supposed to be Ben but he was too busy fooling around with Emily - who happened to be married to Buck at the time. Ben, however, testified that it was supposed to be Blake and that he was working on an oil rig at the time.

Who suffered more - Emily, or us having to watch her suffer?

Okay - this is easy to clear up. Emily should just go tell the truth. Oh, but Emily could not do that because it would ruin her marriage to Buck. So? Do the right thing Emily. No, instead we have Emily crying and acting tormented all the time. Then, to make it better, Caress starts to blackmail her - until Ben takes care of Caress by shipping her back to Venezuela.

This whole saga drags into Season 7 as Buck gets angrier and more drunk and the pressure builds on Emily to tell the truth. Seriously - Blake lost everything because you are too afraid to say you had an affair like 25 years ago. C’mon. (Oh, and c’mon Blake - stop with this chivalry garbage - force Emily’s hand). And to make it worse - Emily is just so whiny all the time. Fortunately, we are put out of our misery - when Buck calls Emily out in the lobby of the Carlton hotel and she runs off. Do people really just run off and not pay attention to what is going on around them. (Yes, Fallon did it all the time).

Emily meets her demise when she runs into a taxi that I am pretty sure slammed on the breaks in time. You can see for yourself in the video below. There is no way anyone would die from this. Heck, they didn’t even bother to bloody Emily up as she laid there dying from running into a stopped taxi.


Dynasty Character Miss - Lady Ashley (Ali MacGraw)

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Okay, I am totally copping out with my first write up on the worst/most annoying characters on Dynasty. But, I like to ease into things. Lady Ashley was definitely one of the most universally reviled characters on the show, and for good reason.

Lady Ashley was some sort of high society individual from New England who immediately set her sights on Blake. And Blake, for some reason, did not sense it (unlike with Tracy - who he nailed right away - wait that doesn’t sound right). Blake played dumb on this one, while all the time punishing Krystle for her relationship with Daniel Reese (who clearly had his sights on Krystle and Krystle wasn’t as naive about it)

Lady Ashley tried to spar with Alexis, and try is the best you can say about that. Alexis always got the best of her - which was not that hard. That did not stop Lady Ashley from constantly embarrassing herself and being the show’s punching bag.

I am shuddering

Once Lady Ashley realized she did not have a chance with Blake, she moved onto Jeff. Ugh - who thought it could get worse. Come on Jeff - I prefer you with the fake marriage to Nicole. Thankfully, our long nightmare of Lady Ashley ended at the royal wedding where it was clear that Lady Ashley was dead (we didn’t need to wait until the opening of Season 6 to find that out).

One final thought - what also made Lady Ashley so horrible was Ali MacGraw’s acting. There was just something about MacGraw that was off. She delivered her lines in a weird tone (I couldn’t even tolerate the way she said Dominique) and made these odd, robotic facial expressions and head movements. MacGraw was definitely out of her league on this show, and she knew it.

This is a lot of hate for someone who appeared in only 14 episodes - but it felt like so many more.